PC ~ the epicentre of 8.0

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I've not seen "Ram Leela" as yet (as of 27-Dec-2013), but as the aftermath of an earthquake is felt long after, I just reviewed "Ram Chahe Leela" song. And I'm going to share my non-graphical version of the same. Ladies here may please excuse any overtones, as much as they did of PC's act!

Ram chahe Leela - ooh, the gyrating PC @epicenter of 8.0...

As PC's feet stomp the brazen floor, the reverberations of her Richter moves, send up a quiver. She quickly accentuates to 8.0 level with the shaken-not-stirred drying of her martini hair, beginning to question the world's interference in Ram-Leela's love. And I am distracted from reading her (the tattoo), by her roving eyes, like Meneka wooing her Vishwamitra! Forget the minutia (the tattoo) and focus on the waist (so I had been advised always).

As she tucks below the ornamental navel, twitching the 'lak', and then begins to button up, an act until the 80's marking only the end-of-an-act, it sets the stage for more 'dimaag ki dahi'. And by the time she emulates to whip the 'ghoda', many a young mare may have sprung their stable holds!

The now 8.5 and increasing moves, get my idle mind hopping continents. What am I doing in this otherwise dull sullen EU, where the only color of life is Black? Not the Sanjay Leela's Black!

As her moves rupture my forlorn head - yes, she is now on the bullet, which tears my mind with her non-stop gyrations - my head also having synchronized with her every twirl. The effect is like seeing the earth's rocky plates doing the quake dance! Only I feel like I am the plate under.

The view of the valleys at 90 degrees, is something my eyes have to adjust in real time, trying to stay at the epicenter of it all.

And I feel the effect of her draw, in every possible yogic stretch-out. But wait, was there a statutory warning, that stretching like her without sufficient experience, may result in serious disabilities? I am now hopping like a frog on a hot plate!

The moves enthrall me, holding every breath of mine. But as the music dies in to slow motion, my heart remarkably still beats, having missed a quite few in between. I realize, that even though the quake is all over, the silent tremors still remain...

...अब और क्या कहूँ - लहू मूह लग गया | Transliterated >> Ab Aur Kya kahun - lahu muh lag gaya...

For my English friends >> 'what can I say more, but that I've tasted blood'...

PS - And for those scientifically un-aligned with PC's effects, the energy release of an earthquake, which closely correlates to its destructive power, scales with the 3⁄2 power of the shaking amplitude! And hers is like Sumatra's 85 Megatons! What a killer PC!

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